December 2008
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Dec 31st
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whenever i read someone's top list, and i'm not on...
iammattjordan: i’m like, well fuck you too then! i know everyone else thinks the same.
Dec 31st
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I'm Rated PG
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Dec 31st
This is why I don't go to clubs.
WTF does he have on??? He looks very stuffed and uncomfortable.
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Listencarlovely: wu tang - c.r.e.a.m
Dec 30th
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“Beware the false motives of others. You never suppose it’s those who are closest...”
– Lauren Hill (via kevin-anthony)
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Listeniammattjordan: Jay-Z - Kingdom Come This song...
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808’s and Stomach Aches
I saw this and was CTFU!
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“oh & one more thouqh stop puttinq the fuckinq date of when you and your...”
– LMFAO!
Dec 30th
Haha
Russell: Check it out guy, he's the alpha male of the store... chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions... kings of the desert. And you, you're just a little tiny field mouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he's banging your chick. Oh wait a minute... box boy, you're like the little hairy nut-sack on the little hairy field mouse swinging back and forth while he's banging your chick...
Zack: [radio] You're metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up! please?
Dec 30th
SUPER CLUB!
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Employee of the Month
Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
Vince: Like vaginas!
[awkward pause]
Vince: [cough]
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“You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are...”
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“Is your name Semi because you’re the size of a huge mac truck or because...”
– Employee of the month One of my favorite movies.
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“come on hunny, you know i dont like boney qirls , its like …. its like havinq...”
–  will & qrace . haha (via gymclassloverrr)
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FBR Predictions 09
kid-nothing-girl: Brendon Urie comes out of the closet. Hayley Williams’ hair falls out from excessive hair dyes. Pete Wentz and Cassadee from Hey Monday have a kid. GCH breaks up. Travis will make a very unsuccessful record. Katy gets pregnant from Markus Molinari. FBR will continue to sign shitty bands. William Beckett will admit he has a child with Christine Bandy. TAI will make more...
Dec 30th
whoever ....
gymclassloverrr: TOLD : vanessa hudqens she can sinq , tyra she can be a talk show host , soulja boy he can rap , that it was necessary to have 1000 “saw” movies & beyonce to become sasha fierce … should be BEATEN with a CROWBAR , repeatedly . real niqqa shit . ………… I just love when people replace the “g” with a “q”.
Dec 30th
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Have you ever?
lhh: Have you ever liked then unliked a post only to re-like it because some you follow reblogged it and added some thing funny or intuitive to the post? LMAO! I did this twice. Or like I’ll see something I like and re-blog it. Then un re-blog it because there’s too many links of the people who re-blogged. I don’t like tons of links idk its a peeve. So I’ll find one with...
Dec 30th
For The Love Of Ray J
Word has it that VH1 is looking for “single, beautiful women” who think they can turn singer Ray J, a tabloid-heavy playboy who has famously dated Whitney Houston and Kim Kardashian, into a one-woman man. Ladies contact www.realtalentcasting.com if interested. I’m going to confirm with my VH1 friends to see if this is official…But here’s what the casting notice said: If you are over 21,...
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lashaunda: Being here is making me physically ill and mentally unstable. Living at home after high school was never an option. Visiting is an ordeal that I don’t think I can handle again for a long, long time… and that does not include next Christmas. Wait your still in Alabama? I could of sworn you were back in LA.
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When you're successful you have enemies. When...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Beyoncé (50)  Fall Out Boy (32)  Katy Perry (19)  Kidz In The Hall (19)  MGMT (17)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 30th
glamorous-vandal: IT’S NOT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE CHANGE. IT’S THE FACT THAT YOU JUST NEVER REALLY KNEW WHO THEY ARE. -ink
Dec 29th
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I just got done reading 325 pages of tumblr. Never...
Gn tumblr….zzzz
Dec 29th
Unfortunate name for a realtor →
(via livesophia)
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“Instead of the mahi-mahi, can I just get the one mahi? I’m not that...”
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WatchWatch
mangotango: HAHAAAAAAA lol.  Why do you know about this?! lol.  This is too funny!   And Eddie was able to continue a career after this?! lol.  If I were Eddie I would’ve had to ask Michael Jackson to get from so close to my butt and if I were Michael, I would’ve had to ask Eddie to stop whispering in my ear.  Eddie sounds horribleeeee. Lol. He sounds like he was still in character for Coming to...
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Why?
Why do people especially girls feel the need to match their clothes with every color in the sneaker? Like when them red, orange and black jordans came out. I would see girls with orange pants, A red belt and a black shirt. What makes it worst is they were all faded or too damn bright. A damn hot mess.
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koolikeplastic: seriously? was this really released to the public? wow… eddie murphy keeps looking up through the whole thing, even when the camera angle isnt there. lol LMAO! why does he have them little ass miniture glasses on? Looking all retarded and shit. That video cost like 50 dollars and some red Kool-aide.
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